Here's a conversation of me going to the bank to get a loan for $1.62 million:
Banker: So, $1.62 million. That's a good chunk of change.
Me: Yes, sir.
Banker: And what do you need it for?
Me: A baseball card, sir.
Banker: Sorry for spitting my coffee all over you.
Me: No worries. You missed my eyes. It's the baseball card.
Banker: You mean that card with Michael Jordan taking batting practice is worth over a million now. I've got two of 'em somewhere in my basement. Maybe I should dig them out.
Me: No, sir. The T206 Honus Wagner. You see, legend has it Mr. Wagner didn't like smoking...
Banker: So you want her number?
I doubt I'll ever own a Wagner. But one can dream.