Wait a sec, that's not Chuck, that's Bruce Lee.
Patience, young grasshopper. Flip over the card and see what glory awaits.
Who the heck is Chuck Noris?
Well, that's an embarrassing error that I'm sure has someone on the lamb in case Walker, Texas Ranger goes on the hunt and seeks retribution.
For you viewing pleasure, here's classic Bruce and Chuck Norris' cracking knuckles in Way of the Dragon.
And in case you haven't read it, I can't more highly recommend the book The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human, containing 400 Norris facts. Here's a couple to get you excited:
Chuck Norris went as Chuck Norris for Halloween. He got twice as much candy as anybody else.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the 13th. He won the lottery later that day.